• Because Sometimes You Need To Be Sarcastic…

    December 29, 2009 ishabelle

    If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. Learn from your parents’ mistakes, use birth control! The universe is laughing behind your back. Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense. I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Love your enemies.. it pisses them off. I…

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